The Agate Dreams Guide to Holiday Shopping
Hey Dreamers! Thanksgiving is behind us and we know what that means: tis the season baby! Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Winter Solstice is right around the corner, and we here at Agate Dreams think the gift of ganja will surely please even the most grinchiest of your friends and family. Rather than fist fight someone over a Blu-ray player, why don’t you let us take care of your gift needs with this handy gift guide?
Over the next couple weeks, we will be giving you suggestions for all of the wonderful people in your life (and the not so wonderful ones too while we are at it). Remember, these products are only for those 21 or older.
When it comes to that special lady in your life, we got you covered. We are sure she (and you) will absolutely love Laced sensual oil ($10 Tester, $35). You cannot put a price on love, but we have to put a price on this because we are a business (sorry).
For the Mixologist/Foodie:
Our love for Craft Elixirs is well documented. Craft Elixirs makes small batch syrups that are delicious, locally made, organic, vegan, non-GMO, and gluten free. All that is great, but the real star is the cannabis. Duh. Anyhow with a wide array of flavors, we suggest you buy one for your hipster pal and every flavor for yourself ($10 -10 mg, $25 – 60 mg).
For your Foul-Breathed Friends:
We all have those loved ones who have fart breath. It’s sad – they are great people their breath just smells like a sewer. What can you do? Well, here’s the solution – mints! Mr. Moxey’s Mints ($30 per tin) and Honu Turtle Mints ($30 per tin) would give your friend fresh breath and a little something extra! Come to think of it – how is your breath? Better buy like a whole case for yourself.
For the Out of Towner:
Look: Washington State is the best state. Kitsap County is the best county. Agate Dreams is the best store. These are undeniable truths. If you have someone on your gift list who isn’t local, buy them some apparel (various prices) as a reminder of why they need to come and visit. Just remind them of these famous words from Benjamin Franklin: guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
Stay tuned for more great gift ideas from Agate Dreams!